| Stage 1 | 7 Sept | Team Monday | Flat stage | 8.1 | 22:16 | 21.8 | Team Monday nearly rewrites the record books on Benton Road |
| Stage 2 | 7 Sept | Team Monday | Flat stage | 8.9 | 24:21 | 22.0 | Team Monday wobbles up Gibson Street, still tops the Tour |
| Stage 3 | 8 Sept | Team Tuesday | Flat stage | 8.1 | 21:23 | 22.8 | Team Tuesday storms Byker Bridge and seizes the yellow jersey |
| Stage 4 | 8 Sept | Team Tuesday | Flat stage | 8.8 | 22:53 | 23.1 | Team Tuesday shreds Gibson Street twice, keeps grip on yellow |
| Stage 5 | 9 Sept | Team Wednesday | Time trial | 8.1 | 20:25 | 23.7 | Team Wednesday rides into yellow with a time-trial masterclass |
| Stage 6 | 9 Sept | Team Wednesday | Flat stage | 8.9 | 24:28 | 21.9 | Team Wednesday's crown slips as Law Courts climb turns to lead legs |
| Stage 7 | 10 Sept | Team Thursday | Flat stage | 8.0 | 21:16 | 22.5 | Team Thursday grinds into the Tour, no medals for style |
| Stage 8 | 10 Sept | Team Thursday | Flat stage | 8.9 | 24:07 | 22.1 | Team Thursday claims a Local Legend on the tired ride home |
| Stage 9 | 11 Sept | Team Friday | Time trial | 8.5 | 20:37 | 24.7 | Team Friday gatecrashes the Tour and rides straight into yellow |
| Stage 10 | 11 Sept | Team Friday | Flat stage | 9.4 | 23:34 | 24.0 | Team Friday screech home fastest all Tour, keep grip on yellow |
| Stage 11 | 12 Sept | Team Weekend | Transfer Breakaway | 2.3 | 19:00 | 7.4 | Team Weekend potters off-piste at 7.4 km/h and nobody minds |
| Stage 12 | 14 Sept | Team Monday | Flat stage | 7.9 | 21:24 | 22.1 | Team Monday wander into a headwind and just keep wandering |
| Stage 13 | 14 Sept | Team Monday | Time trial | 8.7 | 21:26 | 24.2 | Team Monday finally remember how bikes work, PB smashed on the way home |
| Stage 14 | 15 Sept | Team Tuesday | Flat stage | 8.1 | 21:48 | 22.3 | Team Tuesday grind to a standstill, slip off the podium |
| Stage 15 | 15 Sept | Team Tuesday | Flat stage | 8.9 | 23:42 | 22.6 | Team Tuesday hit the buffers on Etherstone, and the clock knows it |
| Stage 16 | 16 Sept | Team Wednesday | Flat stage | 8.1 | 21:07 | 22.9 | Team Wednesday stall at the Tyne, slowest crossing in fifteen goes |
| Stage 17 | 16 Sept | Team Wednesday | Time trial | 8.6 | 20:34 | 25.2 | Team Wednesday storm home at time-trial pace, Local Legend in the bag |
| Stage 18 | 17 Sept | Team Thursday | Flat stage | 8.0 | 21:23 | 22.6 | Team Thursday grind to their slowest Dovedale split in 14 goes |
| Stage 19 | 17 Sept | Team Thursday | Flat stage | 8.7 | 22:49 | 22.8 | Team Thursday trudge home as tailwind goes to waste |
| Stage 20 | 18 Sept | Team Friday | Time trial | 8.8 | 20:38 | 25.7 | Team Friday time-trial into the sunset — and the yellow jersey to boot |
| Stage 21 | 18 Sept | Team Friday | Time trial | 8.7 | 19:59 | 26.0 | Team Friday shred Gibson Street and the clock alike |
| Stage 22 | 20 Sept | Team Weekend | Flat stage | 8.3 | 1:15:59 | 6.5 | Team Weekend amble to the slowest leg of the whole Tour, and love it |
| Stage 23 | 21 Sept | Team Monday | Flat stage | 8.1 | 20:33 | 23.6 | Team Monday climb back into the top three, optimism intact |
| Stage 24 | 21 Sept | Team Monday | Flat stage | 8.7 | 22:17 | 23.4 | Team Monday smash the bridge, then crawl home to close the gap |
| Stage 25 | 22 Sept | Team Tuesday | Flat stage | 8.1 | 20:45 | 23.3 | Team Tuesday filed for the record books, slowest kind |
| Stage 26 | 22 Sept | Team Tuesday | Flat stage | 8.1 | 22:03 | 22.0 | Team Tuesday tame Gibson Street but still can't outrun the clock |
| Stage 27 | 23 Sept | Team Wednesday | Flat stage | 8.1 | 20:43 | 23.4 | Team Wednesday's puncheurs punctured on their own climb |
| Stage 28 | 23 Sept | Team Wednesday | Flat stage Breakaway | 9.8 | 24:56 | 23.7 | Team Wednesday nearly rewrite the record books, but it won't count |
| Stage 29 | 24 Sept | Team Thursday | Time trial | 8.8 | 21:00 | 25.2 | Team Thursday grind their way back into the top three |
| Stage 30 | 24 Sept | Team Thursday | Flat stage | 8.4 | 22:21 | 22.5 | Team Thursday grind harder but Team Wednesday won't be caught |
| Stage 31 | 25 Sept | Team Friday | Flat stage | 8.1 | 19:49 | 24.5 | Team Friday clock a personal worst, still can't stop winning |
| Stage 32 | 25 Sept | Team Friday | Flat stage | 8.7 | 21:54 | 23.9 | Team Friday shatter the hill, then crawl home on the flat |